Everything smells like rotten cheese

But after 2.5 days of od-ing on TBS and DayQuil, it looks like I'm going to live. I'm finally able to walk all the way from my bedroom to the kitchen without taking a break and to take a shower without sitting down.

I might even venture out of the house tomorrow, assuming that Brad doesn't steal my keys again. :-)

My apologies to my co-workers for any inconveniences that my absence caused. Big thank-yous to Kayhow and T.Roy for filling in for me. I'll buy the second round on Margarita Night.