Things that annoy me

• Starbucks calling their small drinks "tall."

• The cheapness of my health insurance company and their questioning of every move that I make.

• The Automated Postal Machine never seems to work correctly.

• Bad drivers. Specifically: People who don't use their turn signals; people who wait until the merge lane ends before actually merging; and tailgaters, even though I myself am a notorious tailgater. Obviously I don't annoy myself, duh!

• Headaches that hurt way down in the bottom of your feet.

• My landlord leaving her television on 24-7, contributing greatly to my $300 per month electricity bill.

• My digestive system recently deciding that it doesn't like dairy products.